Kankri's Magic Cue Ball

So it's four a.m after several hours of binging Homestuck fanfiction on my phone (daftpunkstuck au) and my bedroom door is wide open with my parents sleeping next door. I stop reading since my eyelids are about to burn off and I reach down to plug in my phone so I can turn in for the night/early morning only to scream when hearing a voice say "Keep this up and you'll be on Troll Santa's naughty list". Needless to say, this app is great for scaring the crap out of me and waking up my family. 5/5 stars.

I asked him if he would ever take consideration on Cronus and possibly love him and he replied with a "No". I then asked him why not and his reply was simple, "Do not bother me with questions". Then I was like 'what?' His reply was "Reply hazy, try again later". He had disappointed me for the last time.

I'm absolutely disgusted by Kankri and his poor life choices. I asked him if I would ever get back with Rose and he replied, "I do not believe that is possible." WTF, I WILL BE WITH MY ROSE! NO MATTER WHAT IT TAKES

This app is ridiculous and really fun. My siblings (who've never read Homestuck) are also having a blast asking Kankri random junk. It's great, this is great, why am I here

I absolutely love this app! i get funny replies and it actually makes me feel better when down! i love the voice used as well! i just advise to maybe add some new answers and also maybe a new theme so it isnt xmas themed all the time

This is a pretty cool app, please make more of the other characters! Like maybe have a karkat one that just yells at you all the time?

When I asked him will you ever love me? He straight up said yes *faints*

I LoVe ThIs ApP. I asked him his blood colour and he said "don't bother me with such questions." I then asked him if the world was going to end and he said "yes" It was funny when I started singing WELL I BELIEVE THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END OH WELL I GUESS WERE GONNA FIND OUT LETS SEE HOW FAR WE'VE COME! LET'S SEE HOW FAR WE'VE COME! "If you keep this up you'll be on Troll Santa's naughty list" I am triggered. He said I'm a bad singer. Lol I already knew I was but oml THANK YOU KANKRI FOR KNOWING THE TRUTH! It could do with some more replies though or some lectures too.

I asked "Do you like Karkat?" and all he said was "No" lol.

I said are u getting anything for Christmas and he said no lol

I said "kankri I'm going to cut your throat open" and he said "yes! You can do it!"......neat...

I asked him if Jasper will join the Crystal Gems he said it may be possible I'm not certain

DAMIT KANKRI ive had this question on my mind all my life and i thought i could finaly get my awnser by asking kankri "What is love XD" and he replyed with "hmm im afraid i cannot say" or something like that Overal this app is awsome

So I asked Kankri if he liked Cookies and he said "I believe it will happen, im almost certain" Then i said that doesnt really answer my Question and he said:"Keep that up and youll be on Santas Naughty list next year" I triggered him, didnt i?

IT'S SO ADDICTINGGGG!!! ALSO HEADCANON KANKRI VOICE :D

I love it XD I asked if I should climb a tree he said don't hurt yourself doing such things and I did..

Funny, I asked Kankri if I could fly and he said not to hurt myself doing such things

Lol this is awesome i asked if karkat will be awesome and this is my answer: i do not believe that is possible. Great job guys

This thing is flipping hilarious XD

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I certainly give great answers...

"Do you think I'm hot?" "No"

This app is able to lighten my mood. All the responses are uplifting and the voice is incredible. This is the first app I go to when I feel depressed and makes my questions go from "Will I be happy when I wake up?" To "Should I put glue on my sister's hand while she's asleep" within 5 minutes. I love this and I will never get rid of it. Thank you so much for making something so simple yet so beautiful.

Hehe i downloaded this app to see what kind of answers I got from kankri and they made me laugh. The only thing I suggest is maybe more types of answers and sometimes long lectures to fit kankri. Mainly to see how long our patience can last. All in all I like the app. Its good for a good laugh.

But he replied with "I don't believe that is possible." ;-; my feels. Edit: I sang "I wanna sex you up!" And he replied, "Yes! You can do it!" !w!

I'm absolutely disgusted by Kankri and his poor life choices. I asked him if I would ever get back with Rose and he replied, "I do not believe that is possible." WTF, I WILL BE WITH MY ROSE! NO MATTER WHAT IT TAKES

So I was saying random things like, "Kankri, I love you." And would get responses that didn't really work. Then I asked, "Kankri, will you ever love me?" My answer was a plain no....

This was really fun to play around with, I asked him if I should do my homework, and he's like "don't waste your time with such activities" (I can't remember how he quiet said it XD) and then asked him if I would finish school, and he told me to stop bothering him with questions. This Is a really cool app :3

This is a pretty cool app, please make more of the other characters! Like maybe have a karkat one that just yells at you all the time?

It was fun to play with but the funny thing is I ask if we can be friends and he said no >:p but it's fun and great and I love homestuck

I didn't know what to ask, so I asked, "can you go die?" And I get this quiet little self satisfied "No." I cracked up!

It so funy I asked him his blood clour and he's like "plz don't bother me with Qestons" and the I asked him will the world end soon and he's like "yes"

I asked if I could eat him he said yes certainly it will happen XD

Not what I expected, you can't ask questions to it all we can do is touch the screen and kankri will say random things , it's very sad really for HS fans like myself

I asked "Do you like Karkat?" and all he said was "No" lol.

I said are u getting anything for Christmas and he said no lol

I said "kankri I'm going to cut your throat open" and he said "yes! You can do it!"......neat...

SEMPAI HAS COME TO ME

I asked him if Jasper will join the Crystal Gems he said it may be possible I'm not certain

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