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I certainly give great answers...
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I love this app great time waster X'D
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That was pretty fun
"Do you think I'm hot?" "No"
I asked if he liked kismases and he said possibly but he wasn't sure. Now i know Kankri hate loves someone. (Cough) Cronus! (Cough)
COULD YOU GUYS MAKE A KANKRI LIVE WALLPAPER APP BECAUSE LIKE IT WOULD BE SO AWESOME I LOVE ALL YOUR APPS AND I HAVE LIKE EVERY SINGLE ONE OMG PLEASE MAKE THAT KANKRI ONE
THIS WAS A GREAT APP, CONSIDERING THAT YOU BASICALLY MADE A GRISTMAS VERSION OF MY DANCESTOR. WHY WOULD YOU HUMANS DO THAT ANYWAYS? ONE KANKRI IS ENOUGH.
And again kankri delivers. This nonintrusive app is fun and not triggering!
i love kankri and this is really cute and funny. makes me feel better when im down :3
This app is able to lighten my mood. All the responses are uplifting and the voice is incredible. This is the first app I go to when I feel depressed and makes my questions go from "Will I be happy when I wake up?" To "Should I put glue on my sister's hand while she's asleep" within 5 minutes. I love this and I will never get rid of it. Thank you so much for making something so simple yet so beautiful.
Hehe i downloaded this app to see what kind of answers I got from kankri and they made me laugh. The only thing I suggest is maybe more types of answers and sometimes long lectures to fit kankri. Mainly to see how long our patience can last. All in all I like the app. Its good for a good laugh.
But he replied with "I don't believe that is possible." ;-; my feels. Edit: I sang "I wanna sex you up!" And he replied, "Yes! You can do it!" !w!
I'm absolutely disgusted by Kankri and his poor life choices. I asked him if I would ever get back with Rose and he replied, "I do not believe that is possible." WTF, I WILL BE WITH MY ROSE! NO MATTER WHAT IT TAKES
So I was saying random things like, "Kankri, I love you." And would get responses that didn't really work. Then I asked, "Kankri, will you ever love me?" My answer was a plain no....
This was really fun to play around with, I asked him if I should do my homework, and he's like "don't waste your time with such activities" (I can't remember how he quiet said it XD) and then asked him if I would finish school, and he told me to stop bothering him with questions. This Is a really cool app :3
This is a pretty cool app, please make more of the other characters! Like maybe have a karkat one that just yells at you all the time?
It was fun to play with but the funny thing is I ask if we can be friends and he said no >:p but it's fun and great and I love homestuck
I didn't know what to ask, so I asked, "can you go die?" And I get this quiet little self satisfied "No." I cracked up!
It so funy I asked him his blood clour and he's like "plz don't bother me with Qestons" and the I asked him will the world end soon and he's like "yes"
I asked if I could eat him he said yes certainly it will happen XD
Not what I expected, you can't ask questions to it all we can do is touch the screen and kankri will say random things , it's very sad really for HS fans like myself
I asked "Do you like Karkat?" and all he said was "No" lol.
I said are u getting anything for Christmas and he said no lol
I said "kankri I'm going to cut your throat open" and he said "yes! You can do it!"......neat...
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I asked him if Jasper will join the Crystal Gems he said it may be possible I'm not certain
This triggered me like h9w dare y9u what like why what whywhahwhnfndndndndndjdjjxskkskdjdkslslckkdjsks
Lol this is awesome i asked if karkat will be awesome and this is my answer: i do not believe that is possible. Great job guys
Helps me make m9re im9rtant ch9ices, 6ut with m9re accuracy within the answer g99d app all ar9und.
You should add something where he lectures you, though! That would be funny!
I LOVE THIS APP. I absolutely love the voice. You should make more of these apps with other characters
I love this app! Although... Me: Is DaveKat real? Kankri: No.