Best Ever Puns

*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups. Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*

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Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):

"Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He's all right now."

"I have loads of books on the Supernatural, Ghosts, Poltergeists and Crop Circles.
I didn't buy them, they just f*****g appeared."

"My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers.
To be honest, I should have seen the signs."

"I was pressing my clothes the other day when I burned the middle of my leg
Oh the iron knee!"

"I named my son Matt Damon.
He's my first Bourne."

*****Disclaimer*****
Appsolutely Fabulous, takes no responsibility, for the content of this app. None of the jokes were written by anyone at Appsolutely Fabulous, they were all either sourced form the internet or sent in by the users of this app. We accept no blame for any offense caused, care has been taken to remove offensive jokes, however it you are offended by any of the jokes please report them to us via the app and we will consider the joke for removal.