Nothing

For those wondering what this app does, its it sends you to a 10 hour youtube video. To go there, you need to use konami code on the app. Swipe 2up 2down 1left 1right 1left again 1right again. Then press B and then A. Afterwards press the little triangle to send you to the Youtube video. This is really a brilliant idea and a great story!

After years of reflection on the purpose of my life and feeling like I was failing at everything, I finally have inner peace. I have lost 30 kilos and wear a bikini on the beach everyday because I own an architect designed home across it. My business has allowed me to travel worldwide with my two children who are not even school age and I can now finally say that I feel like a superhero and my powers of teleportation are increasing on a daily basis. Thank-you nothing.

This is single handedly the greatest app in our universe. This app has helped me from thick and thin. Whenever I felt sad and lonely, I had this app at my side to keep me company and to make me feel happy. Nothing is also a metaphor, it is the sheer essence and entire worth of our existance. Which is in fact "Nothing", we are nothing. But don't feel sad about knowing you are nothing, feel good because we will have nothing(the app) at our side. Nothing is a distraction, and a damn good distraction at that. whoever made this is a modern genius.

Dear god, this app has gifted me with everything and left me with nothing. I have never been so astonished by this, heartbreaking, inspiring game. 10/10. And for all of you out there saying. "Dude, what thr hrll am i supposed to do with this?!" you observe, friend. Observe this un earth like game, and cheerish it. Og yeah, and the fact you say. "Why is this game nothing." Look at the title.. Look at the title and tell me it says something other than nothhing. Bozo.

My god, never have I ever in my whole life seen something of such pure brilliance and potential beyond the normal realm of human thinking. Make no mistake, this is not just an app but an entity of its own that is way above any earthly existence and gives new meaning to the word nothing. Experience nothingness at its best and try keeping a hold of your self as this superior program plays with your mind! ! Kudos to the legend who created this as he is a living god

Absolutely astonishing. This beautiful application left me in awe for hours upon hours. For the first time in my life I have been truly enlightened. This is the epitome of perfection and simplicity. If this wonderful program doesn't leave you breathless then my friend, you are a mindless zombie who has been brainwashed by the modern world. So go watch your linear entertainment. Go watch porn or whatever it is that makes you "happy" for you are a fool if this app doesn't leave you saying "thank the lord"

One day I met a very wise man in India. He was kind, smart, compassionate, had a wealthy lifestyle with a large familly. As a depressed white man seeking hope he told me: "I just didn't underestimate the importance of doing Nothing". Nothing is the most important thing to do! Love this app which is the best technological support for this activity.

I was depressed. My wife died and my husband left me. I had 3 children, but after the death of the wife I couldn't look after my family. They were taken away and I could no longer live. I got drunk every night and overdosed on heroin. Then one night I opened Google to search how much heroin was needed to overdose. This app came up and as soon as I downloaded it I quit drugs and alcohol, my husband remarried me and my wife came back to life. All in all, I'd give it a 6.3/10

I am unable to comprehend the joy this wonderful app has brought me. Nothing has cured me of my immense depression, and now I'm living happier than ever. Thanks to nothing, I have found true love and now work alongside those at the top of my class in the navy seals. I have also gathered the courage to finally get the required surgeries to become an attack helicopter. Thank you, Chilango Labs, for nothing.

It's the best app I've ever downloaded. I use it every morning to start my day. I love this app. It's extremely useful. I never had a more useful app. I'm deleting all my apps and only having this because it does everything. I'm sending this to all my friends and family. They will thank me. And you'll thank yourself for downloading this. So stop wasting time and download it!

I get it i get it i get it.... Hell yeah... Ok so u maybe wondering whats the secret.. Right? Well here it is.. What you gotta do is nothing just shake your phone again and again.. First it will show some numbers.. Then it will get mad and ask u to stop.. But dont stop.. Shake it again and again then it will show up a crazy gif and then a crazy meme sayin this guy get it... And then wait for the next secret...

What the freak??? Whoever made this: this is totally something i would do. All of you saying you absolutly love it? Your awesome. Those of you who hate it because it does nothing? Well DUH. Why would it do anything? Dont say it bad just cuz you found out it doesn't do anything. Everyone's saying its a fun addictive game to be funny and because it can... I mean if you want it to be. The fact someone thought of this is absolutely hilarious. And its nice to know you have something worth nothing. Makes you feel good about yourself you know? Im speechless.

This app is a phenomenal masterpiece. It led me to understand the truest meaning of life, and moved me beyond words. This is the best thing since incognito mode browsers. If you have no idea what to do, try googling "konami code" and shaking your phone!

OH my god. Absolutely unacceptable. First off when I launch the app, there's a TITLE. False advertising right off the bat. Then after enjoying it for a few hours, it tells me to input the Konami code? And it actually does something?! I was expecting good wholesome emptiness but instead what I got was a meme. Very dissapointed, try harder next time.

There's a beauty in nothingness that is very much under appreciated these days since almost everybody is trying to distract themselves constantly since they are afraid to face the realities of life. This app reminds you on what life truly is. It is just nothing. And that's okay. The profound realisation gives you long lasting peace.

For the first time I got an app that does exactly what it says. It is such a brilliant app that will lead you to introspection. It will help you to bring about a desired drastic change in your life. You won't be afraid anymore to get to the inner core of your mind and try to figure out the true meaning of your existence.

You said you'd give us nothing. But there is a text that says "nothing" which is clearly something. 3 stars for the relation of this app's title to what is in it. But still fix this or else I will submit with 1 star only.

The graphics were sensational I have never seen a game like it before. Just when you start to think you even slightly bored bam they spice it up by adding functionality of having the screen be view sideways for a different angle and perspective on life

This is the best app ever I can't believe I lived without this app for so long it is so useful and it helped me get so much money and I even won a lottery because of this app it has entirely changed my life... (in a good way) ...I even found my best friend ,y pet dog Rover it also helped me save some people who were drowning at a water park I went to.

This app changed my life. Now everyday I can finally appreciate nothing. Its inspired me to incorporate more nothing into my lifestyle. Ive made sure to go around and show this to everyone i know so they can experience more nothing

Once i was kidnapped and was dragged into a van by women. luckily my cat was there and he opened this app. I was granted all of the anime powers that have ever existed and was the strongest man in the multiverse. I managed to beat the thugs and survived.And not only did i get OP powers, i also got fame, love and fortune. and thanks to this app, i gained eternal life and boners. Thanks again

In all seriousness, I should've seen this coming. Just a bunch of people rating a useless app 5 stars because they think it's ironic or funny. Guess what? It's neither of those. It's just plain stupid. If you rated this app with a good review, there's a special spot in hell for you.

This is so stupid, useless and worthless. The app really does nothing. But all the other reviews make it sound as if its a great game. Really, shame on you. All of you mjst be developers of the app giving each so much hype. Do not download this app.

I will never again find a game with such wonderful graphics and tantalising level design. My god where has this masterpiece of great proportions been all my life. 10/10 couldn't be better. Seriously you need this in your life, you ungrateful maggots.

This is such a USELESS app. It has nothing at all!! All the other reviews are fake! "This app has changed my life, it's the best app, bla bla." Oh god. DO NOT DOWNLOAD THIS APP. YOU'LL REGRET.

This app gave me the will to live. I think snapchat looks like a bin bag compared to this shamazing app. Its quite addictive but if you put the time in it pays off. It is quite hard to master and it makes time fly, so keep watch of the time!

Expected nothing, instead I got something with nothing on it. Absolutely disgraceful that such false advertising is permitted. It clearly says "nothing", so why did I get something?? Refund please!!

This made me find the meaning if life. This is the best thing to ever exsist. I'm not sure why people are rating it so bad. "Useless app, there's literally nothing!" Well what did you expect? The app is called Nothing for a reason. Besides, you just don't know how to use the app. Explore it, and think outside the box...

Addicting! Absolutly addicting! There's no better way I'd like to spend my weekend then staring at a blank screen! In so inspired i just... I have no words!

I thought it will be the greatest app of all time. But nope. I wanted app that does nothing, instead got app that prints 'nothing'. If it would print nothing i would give it 5 stars, but now only one. I wait for update that will bring full functionality.

Okk . So the damn thing is can u say me how it works. Can u say me about the great reviews. Yes i know its nothing but why u have made this app . There should have something interesting. So please guide me if there is something in this game or app or whatever this is.

I was living in a box next to a Wal-Mart store. The only thing I had was a phone. I downloaded this app and as soon as I opened it, my life changed forever. I am now a trillionaire and all my problems are solved.

Dear anyone who complains , every review about this game is a joke.so just take a joke bruh. Apart from that.... rly amazing game .sat here for hours upon hours just playing it and still im hungry for more Dev be sure to make more games like this . Your an inspiration to all game devs out there.

Wow!

Best app ever! The story is a beautifully crafted peice of art! The twist was so surprising I almost peed my pants. The graphics are grand, the atmosphere is tense, and the gameplay is addictive! And its got 70 hours of content. 1 question though: How do you beat the last boss? Ive used all the arkaninan crystals, and now my character is gay. 10/10 would recommend a full playthrough

I'm crying at all the reviews like "why does everyone say it's so great?? I don't know how to play why won't it work??" It says in the freaking title it's nothing! I love it. It's hilarious. It doesn't pretend to be something it's not and I appreciate the honesty.

This app is the ultimate way towards happiness. After using this app my life changed, i stopped wasting my precious time on other silly apps and used only this app, believe me or not this app actually gave me everything which human being need in his life. This app is for all who want to get away from addiction of other apps.

This app is beyond 3D comprehension! I always tear up everytime I open this app, stare at it, and contemplate the beauty of such Nothingness! I... I... I am overjoyed by the magnificence of this ultra mega masters of masterpieces. No other app can surpass such exquisite beauty.

OMGAWD this app has works wonders! A few months ago my pet got run over and had brain trauma. The vet had messed up her surgery so that she now thinks she's a dog due to her brain malfunctioning. My teacher recommended this app and it has changed my life. I now live in the White house as Donald trumps servant (ps swipe up 2x swipe down 2x, swipe left right 2x then press B a >

This app is fantastic. It probably has changed my life. I used to be really shy and quiet but when I see 'nothing' I just think what is life? This has inspired me to just be myself and live in the present and be happy. Honestly, you won't forget it.