Gabe Newell Soundboard Free

Who art in Valve, Hallowed by thy name. Thy Half-Life 3 come, thy puchase will be done, Online as it is in offline. Give us this day our daily deals, and forgive us our guest passes, as we forgive those who guest pass against us. And lead us not into temptation, But deliver us from Origin. For thine is the kingdom, the power and the glory, forever and ever. Gaben.

I really like the concept of it, but the buttons don't work for me. I press them and nothing happens. On occasion one or two select few buttons will work, but this is rare. I'll give 5 stars if this is fixed.

This app us the best app if you want to hear lord gabens wonderful voice. Put down whatever u filthy casuals use and get this.

Don't let this app fool you. This app is actually the virus Trojan so I highly advise not downloading this app.

People say that I am sad for having a soundboard like this on my phone. And to that I say. GabeN

Doesn't even work

All hail Lord Gaben.Guys this is pups potentially unwanted programmes

OH MY GABEN..THe ADS Ads ads ADS

My life was a disastrous failure and I was contemplating why I felt so depressed and useless. As I walked along the roof of a skyscraper, I thought about exactly what my purpose in life was. After reaching an inconclusive decision, my foot slipped and I fell off 82 stories to the road below. Luckily for me, I fainted halfway down and was spared the terror of feeling my insides splatter artistically on the pedestrians below. Miraculously, I woke up the next day all wrapped and bandaged in the ER with a worried looking doctor pacing around nervously. When he saw that I was awake, he sadly informed me that I had developed several brain tumors, broken 190 bones, liquified almost all my organs, and cracked my spinal cord severely, So severely, he said, that I probably had less that 24 hours to live. Upon hearing this, I fainted once more to relieve my stress. Once I fell asleep, Gaben came to me in my dreams and told me in his godly voice that I had earned a place in the TF2 hall of fame for getting hurt so bad that Medic almost wasn't able to heal me. He then commended me on my lifestyle and said that my purpose in life would be made clear once I woke up. Gaben smiled and told me that he was proud and I was nearly 3 Half lives away from the answer to everything. He handed me a valve employee t-shirt and disappeared in a flash of CS:GO skins. I then woke up feeling like an MLG CS:GO player. I got my phone out and installed this glorious app, and listened to his exalted one's heavenly voice. I felt my organs restitching slowly after hearing Lord Gaben's voice. After a minute of listening, the doctor rushed in and told me I was miraculously coming back to life better than ever. I had never felt better than I did when I heard our Lord's sacredness​. By the end of the day, I was out of the hospital and fully healed. I now listen to this app every day and am now rich and closer to Lord Gaben than I ever was before. Every time I open a CS:GO case, i hear Lord Gaben blessing me and have never gotten a skin worse than a red. Lord Gaben made my life better than ever before, and hearing his voice brings me closer to his godliness.

this takes me on dank Quests and meks me top lel

Kill yourself Nathan don't delete it or I'll kill you

Penise. .

It doesn't work at all with Android 7 :(

THEY SHOULD MAKE A RINGTONE OF GABEN

GABEN APPROVES THIS APP AS WE PRAISE HIM FOR OUR DAILY DISCOUNTS

Sound quality is bad though

Well.. this is humanity's last hope. I hope it was worth the weight.

Love this app Gaben makes me smile all the way

Love it works great

Funny, the app rating is 4.2

9 years in GABEN and have fun

Wtf ware wus dis in pree skool

Half-Life 3 confirmed!

Who art in Valve, Hallowed by thy name. Thy Half-Life 3 come, thy puchase will be done, Online as it is in offline. Give us this day our daily deals, and forgive us our guest passes, as we forgive those who guest pass against us. And lead us not into temptation, But deliver us from Origin. For thine is the kingdom, the power and the glory, forever and ever. Gaben.

Every time I do something it brings up an ad and when I close the ad it closes the app.

This app us the best app if you want to hear lord gabens wonderful voice. Put down whatever u filthy casuals use and get this.

Tried it, Bluetooth speaker won't make the noises.....

I pray to Gaben every night and yet the app crashes as I tap a button. So sad :(

Closest I will ever get to hearing the number 3 after a game

It's good. But there are more songs, and we need em.

Can't see why this has so many downloads... just takes up pointless space on my device.

no question asked, this app says it all. #BestAppEver

I luv this but there is missing some sounds, if not its ik

there are some glitches tho. Mostly sound bugs please fix valve.

Where is HALF LIFE 3????????

THEY SHOULD MAKE A RINGTONE OF GABEN

Hello, I'm Gabe Newell and after ten thousand years in development hopefully it would have been worth the wait thanks and have fun.

Just make him have a convorsation with himself it so good.

10/10 "Thanks and have fun"

Oh my god this is great but I will rate 5 stars if you put old Gabe Newell had a farm