Drunk Text

Like to laugh? Do you spend way too much of your free time online looking at memes and social media? Drunken bar-room humor something you relate to? With the new FREE Drunk Text App you can tap into a huge supply of one-liners and hilarious jokes so you’ll never be bored.

Imagine it’s an exciting night out at the bar with friends. Guys chasing girls, just saying whatever comes to mind. You know how that goes after a night of drinking. Your brain thinks one thing, but your mouth has a mind of its own. All your inhibitions are gone. And that makes for some hilarious drunken banter.

When you’re sober, you might walk up to an attractive girl, ask her name and introduce yourself. When you’re drunk, you’re bold.

It’s more like, “Hey, I couldn’t stop staring at your behind from across the room...what’re you doing later?”

The thing is...we live in a digital age. You know the infamous drunk texts you send your friends...

“Guys, I’m so drunk right now and I don’t even think I can text...oh wait.”

“You won’t believe this incredible girl I just hit on. I can’t believe I flat out told her she has a great behind!”

But let’s not discriminate. Plenty of women out there enjoy drinking and joking just as much as the guys. A lot of the time, their jokes are even raunchier than the stuff guys talk about.

So the question is...what if you’re not out at the bar but looking for a laugh? Is there an easy way to get hilarious drunken jokes, no matter where you are or what you’re doing? The answer is YES!

The Drunk Text App is a simple, hilarious new app that can be your wingman in any situation. All you have to do is punch in a text and the app spits out a funny text for you and your friends to laugh at...or maybe even use to make a hot girl laugh.

So, what are the jokes like?

The style of humor is much like internet memes. If you find yourself surfing the net for a few hours looking for funny jokes...chances are you’re familiar with the popular memes. Even social media embraces and sparks conversations about this brand of off-the-wall humor.

How nice would it be to have instant access to thousands of one-liners that are guaranteed to crack you up? How much would you pay to have and app like this at your fingertips? Well, I have good news...

The Drunk Text App is 100% free. No strings attached, as you may hear in the bars. You’ve got nothing to lose. Download the app now and start laughing with your friends and women you meet at the bar.

And don't forget to check the Drunk Text App on a daily basis. Our comedy writers are constantly coming up with new lines to crack you up. You won't want to miss out on any of the fresh new jokes!