Insults for Shakespeare Geeks

"Thou gorbellied, elf-skinned fustilarian!" Every Shakespeare geek has seen the Shakespeare Insult Kit in its various forms, and now you can have it in your pocket. But there's a twist! Once you've found a particularly witty (or confusing!) barb, hit that "Insult my friend" button and text it (or tweet it or Facebook it...) to someone you love. Or hate. Or just want to confuse. Good times for all!

Insults are sometimes wrapped in natural language to make them more interesting (i.e. "Shakespeare said to call you an errant harpy!") and special care has been taken to avoid repeating insults, to maximize your enjoyment. Future updates will always include more insults delivered in ever more silly ways.