Wallscraper

Sometimes I wonder about how many cows I've milked in my life... I grew up on a dairy farm, and milked cows for a neighbor farm... For how many boobs I've touched via the cows, my human ratio has be laughable. Super low. But I digress. Wallscraper does suck though. F'n cowboy hats.

I think I'd prefer actually falling down a pit in real life. It would hurt less.

This game fondled me wrong.

I just can't figure out where it went. It never arrived. But it makes my urine turn colors so maybe 5 stars later.

Just Terrible! Volume control are abysmal. Upon start up the app screams Wallscrapper over and over in the voice of a 90''s pimple covered grunge girl.

Playing this game is like wearing a donkey mask into crowded club while wearing 6 foot platform shoes.

I had such high hopes I pre-ordered this game. It was such a let down, my wallet is sad.

That sexual frustration of seeing people banging sheeps

This is the ugliest, clunkiest game I have seen

Pure propaganda for Trump's Mexican wall.

The bestest unmost festest of all wall scraping apps! Can't wait for a sequel!!!

I dont even know

Best Damn hats this idea of the Grand Canyon!

Ludicrous

I didn't think it was going to be as fun as pooping in my hands and clapping.

do you ever get bored and just sit there staring at your balls? Not anymore lol

The motherland will win! I need a chicken.

It crashed. Could have been a good game with more mongeese.

I think I am playing it wrong he keeps falling to his death

My phone died after I was on it for 2 min

Gave me a full-blown neurological disorder. The color palette gave me seizures. I orgasmed from the music.

You can't specify the rotatial pivot sperving without sharting the roybert annealed manifold

I haven't been this sad since I ate 30 lbs of sugar free haribo gummy bears. I would only recommend this game to mentally handicapped raccoons in little wheelchairs.

This was going to get a 5, but the game didn't keep my screen from going black. After a score of 300 the screen darkened, and I involuntarily ejected my bowels all over the living room. This does not actually work as a wallscraper either, as my walls are now smeared, and my phone is in disrepair. Please stay away from this.

Viewing in store crashes Play services. Threw phone in frustration, scraped wall. 1/5 would rage again.

This game goes perfect with my new squatty potty. Never have I ever felt like such a magestic unicorn.

Latest update took everything that was wrong with this game and made it worse! I haven't seen an ad in days!

I want the last 5 minutes of my life back

Not enough vespene gas.

I expected more scraping power. Two walls just don't cut it.

Fair tool - poor product stickering I purchased the 4" scraper on October 7th. It came with a sticker on it that I had to remove. I used another scraper with running hot water to try to remove it. I also used olive oil to try to loosen the sticker. Even after I finally scrapped off the sticker, the glue residue was still a problem. I then used a kitchen coarse scour pad with detergent and plenty of elbow grease and it still more or less spread the glue residual across the surface of the scraper. The glue finally came off using Comet cleanser. Now the scraper dried and it has rust pittings on the surface. I am sorry to write that this was a wasted $9.97 purchase and I don't recommend that anyone buy it unless they know of some trick to gently remove the sticker and its glue base. Cons: Difficult to Clean, rusted once cleaned

Good news, bad news. Good news is this game is a great way to kill time. Bad news is this game will most likely start world war 3.

Downloaded it now my Comcast don't work anymore. Wtf its tru

I think I am playing it wrong he keeps falling to his death

This game set off 34 of my 47 triggers, and now I have to add low resolution falling to the list. Thanks for my 48th trigger I guess...

I used to scrape all the walls when I was a wee lad. But after scraping at least 9000 walls (or more) my vision went blurry and I can only see in 8 bit now (ow my eyes). Plus I'm fairly certain this app is just a way for crime lords to have their walls scraped for free. Don't download (unless you want to, why are you listening to the opinions of people on the internet anyway?)

I had to officially change my name to worthless after installing this app, because that's what this app is!

It crashed. Could have been a good game with more mongeese.

Played temple run? You will probably enjoy this.

I don't know how they are doing this, but I have tried to play this game dozens of times in the past couple days and every time I open the app my mother-in-law shows up at my front door. In contacting their support they assured me that this was a "feature". Thanks Wallscraper...