Million Onion Hotel

It's hard to give you a good idea on what the game is like because part of the appeal is figuring out the puzzles. I can't really explain the mechanics of the game without spoiling the solution to some puzzles. The game is time based, when your pool of time runs out, that's game over. Hell there's actually a story to this game that the it tells you in short little cut scenes after every other level or so. Each step in the story gets sillier and crazier. It also does this charming tight rope walk between being charmingly cute and seriously adult. ONION TIME

An absolutely mental, deceptively simple game for which something new reveals itself to you every time you play, be it new gameplay mechanics, new tactics, or new story. Even after you beat it there's much more to do, and it's a credit to the developers that they've put so much passion into this weird little game when they could have just upped stumps once the groundwork was laid. Instead they chose to go that extra mile and create something that is both a mindless diversion, and something that you want to keep coming back to again and again. Peace peace, yay!

Deceptively simple, addicting gameplay, gorgeous pixel-ish art style, and thematically something a little different. Also... No lives, no wait times, no IAPs... need I say more? The only issue I have is that it can't run on my x86-64 tablet.

Fun and quirky take on whac-a-mole. I love this dev for their original take on things, funny writing and crazy characters. Follow Onion games on twitter and buy this game. It's lots of silly fun.

Reaches nightmarish levels of weirdness then keeps going. Only bad point is sometimes it's hard to play whilst you're laughing so much

Unusual and fun. I'd like to be able to find and compare scores with my friends, but it's a very small complaint of a terrific game.

I would say ABSOLUTELY try it immediately...if it were free.. but it's hard to say confidently that this is a game EVERYONE should buy.. I think the game is well worth the $3.00. It's a lot of fun, fast, exciting and strategic once you figure out what you're really doing. That being said, this is a game that I can see plenty of people bouncing right off of, because it's very different. At it's core it is a fill in rows to score points. But there is much more to it than that and part of that takes some trial and error and learning as you go. This is not a game that holds your hand as you play.. it takes some thought and recognition of what is happening on screen which, in reality, isn't for everyone. But it is definitely a game I'm having a blast with and one that I wish was getting more attention. PLUS...there is a wacky and intriguing story that I'm very interested in finding out more about. In summary, this is a great game. I give it a 5 out of 5 because I think it's a mobile game that breaks the mold of your match 3 style games that are flooding the market, it's a one time buy and it's worth every penny. But if you want a game that is like candy crush or clash of clans or something mindless.. this game is probably a little over your head, so I wouldn't recommend it. For everyone else.. give it a few runs and you'll find yourself loving it.. I promise.

It's whack a mole for your phone, with a weird, unique sense of humor and addictive, one more time style gameplay. Peace peace, yes yes. ONION TIME!

Brilliant game with a grand and absurdist plot which tickles my fancy for robotics laws and philosophy. This is well worth the price and it's kept me coming back. The ratings everyone are giving this game aren't an overstatement; it's simply well polished and executed.

This is a fantastic game, I am thrilled that all of the game content is included with the initial purchase. Sounds insane that this is something to be impressed by... But that's the world we live in now.

Jim Sterling sent me. I play a lot of mobile games but this feels fresh and so wonderfully Japanese I can't not give it 5 stars. Lots of fun!

Absolutely fantastic. Addictive gameplay with a lot of strategy and secrets. Interesting story, good sense of humour and a unique, fun style, all backed by superb music. Easily one of my favourite games, and not just in the mobile circuit.

Great little tapping game with a twist, Jim Sterling brought me here. :)

I have no idea what's going on but I'm stressed and my thumbs hurt hmmmm

An whack-a-mole arcade game with a chilling, hilarious absurdist story. The price is juuust right.

Delightful and absolutely worth the dollars. Enjoyed for a coupe hours and intend to enjoy for many many more. Better value than a latte!

I... don't know what I've been playing for the past week, but I know it has to do with onions, bosses, and lines. Would recommend.

A game that is hard to describe with words but is fun as hell, even if half the time I don't know what I'm doing

Really like the game but how do I get onto the leaderboards? I should be 102 but I can see someone with a lower score there now

Master Onion from Parappa + Whack-a-Mole + LSD + a deep puzzle game

What is this game?! Why do I love it so?! I couldn't possibly tell you, but BUY THIS NOW.

A nice little game. A bit strange, sure, but that's just part of the charm. Also space cows!

Strange, crazy, and wonderful. Well worth the price and lots of fun.

Super fun and addictive gameplay. Best of all no microtransactions.

Absolutely ridiculous surreal ride that's fun as hell and easy to play on the go

Fun, silly, and completely captivating! Love it!

Got this after seeing a review by jim sterling. Glad i did.

Doesnt save my hi score. Need to learn "how to play" every time...

10/10 would tap onions again

Thank God for Jim Sterling.

Very weird game but fun gameplay

Hum hum, good game, hum hum.

Great, simple and, most of all, honest game. No inapp purchases.

The greatest onion based game in living history.

Yes!

One of the best games I've ever played

Simple concept, superbly executed!

Great... Because of Jim Sterling son!

Love and Peace! Yay ☮️

Peace peace, yay!