You. Me. Heaven.

You. Me. Heaven. Free Game

Rated 4.63/5 (1,474) —  Free Android application by Biscuit Placebo

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About You. Me. Heaven.

Tova used to be a real bully back in school, many years ago. One day a strange shadow knocks her door and brings back a slice of her dirty past.

”You. Me. Heaven.” is a classic point-and-click-adventure, a pitch black surreal comedy, with two playable protagonists; The former bully Tova, and the bullying victim ”The new girl”.

Visit the fearsome Castle Death Spider(tm), meet lots of zany characters, play rock paper and scissors against an evil warlock, participate in the surreal family show ”Guests with chests”, find out what’s behind the secret door in Tovas basement (but there IS no basement… or is there?), go beyond space and time to a secret alternative dimension… and make choices that shapes the story and it’s resolution.

This is not a game about heroes. This is a game about a shy bullied girl, and about a former bully’s journey through anguish and remorse.

”You. Me. Heaven.” is an independent follow-up on the critically-acclaimed surreal point-and-click-adventure ”You. Me. Hell.”, but doesn’t require you to have played the first game first.

”You. Me. Heaven.” is not a game for kids. It contains strong language, violence and gore, zombies, weapons, flesh eating bacteria, sad dolls, Dala-horses, pumpkins and lots of pitch-black lethal humor.

If you get stuck, check the full walkthrough at:
http://www.biscuitplacebo.com/you_me_heaven/you_me_heaven_-_walkthrough.txt

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Download and install You. Me. Heaven. version 1.1 on your Android device!
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What are users saying about You. Me. Heaven.

Q70%
by Q####:

I love this game. It's the second best game I have ever played on a phone. Mr.Shadow scared me like 5 times ever time he appeared then me and my brother just started making fun of him. The game was difficult but I played and got the perfect ending and the bad ending and I really like the perfect ending.

G70%
by G####:

A very straightforward game, easy controls, real short and appropriate. It's one of those games you'd sit around all day because there is flesh and backbone to a story of redemption

S70%
by S####:

this is the best game I've ever played in Android! I actually finished you.me.heaven, you.me.hell and freja and the sequel and I miss playing them. been repeating more than the 3rd time! pls make more of this I'll make sure to download a copy!

L70%
by L####:

I almost cried at the ending. So deep. I knew there would be a lesson at the end but wow. Just wow. The humor along the way I LOVED but the ending almost brought me to tears! Few games attach me like that. Amzing job.

T70%
by T####:

I love this game.. I have played this and win with good ending.. What makes it end with bad ending? Anyone pls tell me where is the differences.. Or it just came out randomly? (updated) i see it how on their website, thank you..

I70%
by I####:

Excellent sequel to "You, Me, Hell" & I highly recommend beginning w/ 1st game 1st. Some very amusing dialog. There were some interesting item combinations. Rather sad ending but think it is an excellent message for teens. This is currently a completely free app w/ no adverts. Programmers need recompense. I would still have enjoyed playing past adverts in order to generate some income. I am looking forward to their next creation. :)

U70%
by U####:

This game is amazing ... There should be more of it ... Really gets you thinking but not like those brain-exploding, annoyingly complicated puzzle games ... Packed with humor and decision making ... One of the best roleplaying games I've ever encountered .... This game needs more publicity though ... And I am literally waiting for the creator to make another game... If you're alive can you please notice me...we can be besties ????

V70%
by V####:

Fantastic game. I loved it. The art, music, characters, humour, references, puzzles... I loved pretty much all of it. A few spelling errors, but they don't change the game in any way. I would totally play the sequel.

D70%
by D####:

This is the best game ever. I love how there are 3 endings. This game makes me think about the past and my future. If you did not play You. Me. Hell. You HAVE to play it. I recommend playing that game 1st. Other wise you may not understand the references.

Z70%
by Z####:

Immediately downloaded after discovering you me hell. Same high standard relatable satire and fun twisty situations. Unfortunately same grammar and spelling. But still recommend unreservedly and hope there will be more from this creator.

A70%
by A####:

PLEASE make more Tor and Tova games!! They're unlike anything I've ever played. The time jumps and meta-awareness as well as the characters and graphics are wonderful. The puzzles are perfectly challenging but not overly frustrating and the story line moves it along. Please make more!

R70%
by R####:

Good game , simple graphics and nice storyline. Just downloaded it this afternoon and i already finished it two times with two different endings BAD ENDING and GRAVESTONE ENDING , looking forward to see the last ending :)

J70%
by J####:

Better than the first but there is a lot of backtracking in the castle that can get a little annoying. Dorothea is best girl. I will fight you.

Y70%
by Y####:

While this app could easily stand up on its own, even more than the original, it is their combined story that makes this a rare gem and genuine work of art. The plot of the original is interesting, the plot of this one is fascinating, but the new light this story shines on the last one creates a combined story which I might genuinely describe as a masterpiece. Nearly every detail is by design, from the art, to the music, to the anachronistic storytelling, to create a coherent sense of incredible depth that will make you want to play again and again.

S70%
by S####:

Okay. I just finished it with the perfect ending and it said it has two alternative endings too. And guess what, I AM READY TO PLAY IT ALL OVER AGAIN TWO MORE TIMES! YES! THAT'S HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS GAME!! I hope people reading my review would understand how freaking amazing this game is. The humour content in this part was even more amazing than You.Me.Hell. That conversation with Mr.Shadow and those little conversations with Tor. Awe! I absolutely love Tor. Thank you so much Biscuit Placebo! ❤

L70%
by L####:

I thoroughly enjoyed the game, its humor and lore. It's simple, and UI is easy to understand. Characters are lively, different and not dull. Art is simple and clear, but I like that in a mobile game. A few spelling/grammar errors. I think the inventory could be better. Maybe an inventory with icons instead? Most similar games have icons instead bcos it's easier on the eyes. Thanks for making it a free game and I so wanna see more from you when you have the time to make more. Cheers :)

T70%
by T####:

I got the gravestone ending. The good ending i think. And now i am sad man. But thats good. Games can be considered art and art is supposed to make you feel. Thats how you can tell its good. Thank you. I hope you guys make a third part to tor and tovas adventures. Maybe make it about the black clad goth girl? Or in a similar style to You.Me.Hell. in which the tova and tor are side characters and the real characters are the black clad goth girl and freja? But id love to see a third chapter starring tor and tova again. Either way. Thank you for making these games. Theyre wonderful.

I70%
by I####:

I LOVED this game soo much that after finishing it the first time, where i got the normal ending, i played it again twice in the same sitting because I couldn't wait anymore. It got 2 am on the clock for me to get both the other endings and it was amazing, so worth it. Lifted my mood up. Everything about this game is awesome-- the gameplay, the character interactions, and the dialogues gosh xD . But what makes it even better and complete is that all the 3 endings are fitting. In a what goes around comes around sort of way. Simply put, I loved it.

U70%
by U####:

Such a great game! Pretty tough to figure out some things but the difficulty level was perfect for me. It's a surprisingly tragic story for such a cute game! Pretty long with lots of inventory items to pick up along the way. Just overall magnificent! Brilliant! Oh, I got the gravestone ending. There are 3 different endings.

V70%
by V####:

I played 6 times but never got the third end...3 times gravestone (normal end) and 3 times dead (bad end). Dammit! I don't know how to get the third end... ???? Anyway, good game...I just love (Sweden/Northern European) music, especially the one in the Warlock Tower, that weird rhythm keep beating in my ears for days. Edit: Finally managed to get the perfect end, yay!!!

D70%
by D####:

Once i started i was hooked immediately! Challenging! Creepy but humorous moments at times. Still some spelling errors in game but it oddly fits well with the gameplay. Wish i knew you.me.hell was the first story though, yet still great! I Was supposed to sleep early yesterday but broke night playing this game, so works going to be interesting. In the end it was all worth it! This game i would definitely pay for! Developers should make a third upload for purchase and TAKE MY MONEY!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!

W70%
by W####:

Damn this game is sad and funny usually right after or during the other. A powerful experience would highly recommend. Dark themes mixed in with light humorous parts such as satire of other genres like JRPG's and overused story concepts. Thank you for creating such a beautiful game

Z70%
by Z####:

I would like to leave my actual review here for three of your games (this, "You. Me. Hell.," and "Freja and the Sequel") since I only have a few similar things to say about them all (and I'm too lazy to type this much for the other games but I would still leave them ratings). I loved the games, absolutely. They were very simple and the puzzles are difficult but not too much. They all have this weird stories that kinda make sense but it feels like they don't. All the games were worth playing. Download them.

A70%
by A####:

Great game, great story, and great storytelling. Great piece of art. Not too hard and not too easy. Nice music. Spectacular. Minor complaints: (1) wish I could disable hints the game gives away, it's a little too easy for me (but I'm extreme), (2) minor spelling and grammar errors. The author is not a native English speaker, clearly, but neither am I. Again, great game, those are minor things to improve on

R70%
by R####:

Holy sh...! One of the best game stories I know ans that includes all the full-blown PC and console titles. It's fun, smart and shocking. If you get stuck just use the walkthrough and play the game.

J70%
by J####:

I loved the wonky music, the nerdy references, the wacky dialogue, and the original story. And of course, the wonderful puzzles! Some were definitely harder than others, but it's definitely worth getting stuck! It took me about 4 hours to get through my first playthrough and solve all the puzzles on my own, and about 1 more hour to get the other two endings. All in all, lovely game! Definitely give it a shot.

F70%
by F####:

If you like pondering the meaning of life, human morals, alternate universes, or time distortions this game is certainly for you. There's a creepy essence about the game but the comedic relief always is there stop you from completely freaking out. Definitely worth a download especially for intelligent critical thinkers!

C70%
by C####:

Could someone help me figure what exactly am I to do when I am stuck in this room with two old people? Like, I know have investigated the room well enough but somehow I need to do more. I like the game, but it's frustrating that I'm still at that damn level. Help?

E70%
by E####:

This game is more complex (in a good way) than its predecessor, "You, Me, Hell". It has three different endings, which are reached according to choices made in the game (yes, I played it so many times, just to get all of them!) It's fun and funny, with many references to games, films and whatnot. The app can be moved to SDcard and uses only 12kB of memory for data, leaving one of the smallest footprints of all apps. It's amazingly well programmed.

N70%
by N####:

I played Y.M.Hell yesterday and Y.M.Heaven today and they are both great. Had me laughing my ass off many times over. Definitely going to play Freja next. I wish there were more!!

H70%
by H####:

At the very beginning, I definitely thought it was crappy. But in no time I began to see the game for what it is: engaging, unique, surprising, and poignant. Once I understood I absorbed the beauty of it and I completely rescind any negativity I may have felt at the beginning. Can't wait for more. ❤

K70%
by K####:

I have a feeling that if I hadn't tried rushing this, it would take me three-four days to finish this. I managed to finish this in 4 hours, mostly by thinking so damn hard. In the end, got the perfect ending ;) And 2 more endings? I'll take it! Overall, I love it, especially the humour. Gg m8, keep it up.

O70%
by O####:

Really interesting and funny game. The artwork is cool, has a southpark look to it. However there are a lot of spelling errors. It's not that big of a deal so I still give it four stars.

X70%
by X####:

I missed the point and click part, but it doesn't feel this way???? I'm figuring how to strengthen this cola..hmm..to melt the door knob..hmm.. Overall, I like the concept. What a surprise when the character went out and realised she's in another universe (Just started playing, not accurate yet). I hope to find the truth behind this mystery. ^^

P70%
by P####:

Amazing storyline! i love the concept of switching between the present and the void. And i just love their logic haha. After playing through the good ending, the bad ending makes more sense. Makes you go ahhh....wow.

M70%
by M####:

This game has a great message about how people can change for the better. The "gravestone" ending made me cry...I had a 14 yr old friend commit suicide from school bullies. This single developer who coded these entire games by himself is a genius!! Thanks Bro :)

B70%
by B####:

Absolutely amazing. The soundtrack is surreal, the art is beautiful, and the story is engaging. My only gripe is that the characters take a long time to move from one scene to another, but then again I'm an impatient fellow :)

X70%
by X####:

Best game I've played so far. No ads and no scam to steal your money

P70%
by P####:

Funny, simple, witty, surreal. Absolutely love your work Jens. And I agree, even better than "you me hell". Wonderful.

M70%
by M####:

Loved hell and I love this one, great games, no ads, cool little puzzles, cool animation, free of glitches... Well done


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